How To Traumatize Your Children Book

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How To Traumatize Your Children Book

Introducing How To Traumatize Your Children, the wonderfully satirical ?how to? guide on giving your child the worst start in life. Topics include academic doping, love is for winners and don?t cut your child any slack as well as detailed illustrations on how best to control your child using a leash, a psychoanalytic guide to your child?s undeveloped brain and much more.
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  • Dimensions 11cm W x 16cm H x 2cm D
  • Materials Paper.
  • Height: 16.00
    Width: 11.00
    Weight: 10.00
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Regents Park, NSW, 2143

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